17 May 2006

The Ratings From Cannes That Are Too Low in Everyone's Uninformed Opinion

Could we keep the comments cordial this year? Thank you. Also, if you're looking for something more than a numeral, you want to be over here.


Tuesday 16

The DaVinci Code (Ron Howard, USA): 39

Wednesday 17

Paris je t'aime (Bruno Podalydès/Gurinder Chadha/Gus Van Sant/Joel & Ethan Coen/Walter Salles & Daniela Thomas/Christopher Doyle/Isabel Coixet/Nobuhiro Suwa/Sylvain Chomet/Alfonso Cuarón/Olivier Assayas/Oliver Schmitz/Richard LaGravenese/Vincenzo Natali/Wes Craven/Tom Tykwer/Frédéric Auburtin & Gérard Depardieu/Alexander Payne, France): 45

Hamaca Paraguaya (Paz Encina, France/Argentina/Netherlands/Paraguay): W/O

Summer Palace (Lou Ye, China/France): 42

Thursday 18

The Wind That Shakes the Barley (Ken Loach, UK/Ireland/Italy/Germany/Spain): 65

La Tourneuse de pages (Denis Dercourt, France): W/O

Fast Food Nation (Richard Linklater, USA): 59

Friday 19

Volver (Pedro Almodóvar, Spain): 74

Bug (William Friedkin, USA): 48

Red Road (Andrea Arnold, UK): 51

Saturday 20

Charlie Says (Nicole Garcia, France): 50

Offside (Jafar Panahi, Iran): 73 [market]

Climates (Nuri Bilge Ceylan, Turkey/France): 57

Exterminating Angels (Jean-Claude Brisseau, France): 41

Sunday 21

Southland Tales (Richard Kelly, USA): 14

Ten Canoes (Rolf de Heer, Australia): 45

Lights in the Dusk (Aki Kaurismäki, Finland/Germany/France): 49

Monday 22

The Caiman (Nanni Moretti, Italy/France): 47

The Host (Bong Joon-ho, South Korea): 76

Flanders (Bruno Dumont, France): 36

Luxury Car (Wang Chao, China/France): 47

Tuesday 23

Babel (Alejandro González Iñárritu, Mexico): 54

Shortbus (John Cameron Mitchell, USA): 46

The Right of the Weakest (Lucas Belvaux, Belgium/France): 69

Transe (Teresa Villaverde, France/Italy): W/O

Wednesday 24

Marie Antoinette (Sofia Coppola, USA): 60

Silk (Chao-Pin Su, Taiwan): W/O

The Family Friend (Paolo Sorrentino, Italy/France): 64

Jindabyne (Ray Lawrence, Australia): 56

Thursday 25

Days of Glory (Rachid Bouchareb, France/Morocco/Algeria/Belgium): 48

Lying (M. Blash, USA): W/O

Colossal Youth (Pedro Costa, Portugal/France/Switzerland): 22

Friday 26

The Singer (Xavier Giannoli, France): 44

Changement d'adresse (Emmanuel Mouret, France): W/O

White Palms (Szabolcs Hajdu, Hungary): W/O

Buenos Aires 1977 (Israel Adrián Caetano, Argentina): 50

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