The Ratings From Cannes That Are Too Low in Everyone's Uninformed Opinion

Could we keep the comments cordial this year? Thank you. Also, if you're looking for something more than a numeral, you want to be over here.


Tuesday 16

The DaVinci Code (Ron Howard, USA): 39

Wednesday 17

Paris je t'aime (Bruno Podalydès/Gurinder Chadha/Gus Van Sant/Joel & Ethan Coen/Walter Salles & Daniela Thomas/Christopher Doyle/Isabel Coixet/Nobuhiro Suwa/Sylvain Chomet/Alfonso Cuarón/Olivier Assayas/Oliver Schmitz/Richard LaGravenese/Vincenzo Natali/Wes Craven/Tom Tykwer/Frédéric Auburtin & Gérard Depardieu/Alexander Payne, France): 45

Hamaca Paraguaya (Paz Encina, France/Argentina/Netherlands/Paraguay): W/O

Summer Palace (Lou Ye, China/France): 42

Thursday 18

The Wind That Shakes the Barley (Ken Loach, UK/Ireland/Italy/Germany/Spain): 65

La Tourneuse de pages (Denis Dercourt, France): W/O

Fast Food Nation (Richard Linklater, USA): 59

Friday 19

Volver (Pedro Almodóvar, Spain): 74

Bug (William Friedkin, USA): 48

Red Road (Andrea Arnold, UK): 51

Saturday 20

Charlie Says (Nicole Garcia, France): 50

Offside (Jafar Panahi, Iran): 73 [market]

Climates (Nuri Bilge Ceylan, Turkey/France): 57

Exterminating Angels (Jean-Claude Brisseau, France): 41

Sunday 21

Southland Tales (Richard Kelly, USA): 14

Ten Canoes (Rolf de Heer, Australia): 45

Lights in the Dusk (Aki Kaurismäki, Finland/Germany/France): 49

Monday 22

The Caiman (Nanni Moretti, Italy/France): 47

The Host (Bong Joon-ho, South Korea): 76

Flanders (Bruno Dumont, France): 36

Luxury Car (Wang Chao, China/France): 47

Tuesday 23

Babel (Alejandro González Iñárritu, Mexico): 54

Shortbus (John Cameron Mitchell, USA): 46

The Right of the Weakest (Lucas Belvaux, Belgium/France): 69

Transe (Teresa Villaverde, France/Italy): W/O

Wednesday 24

Marie Antoinette (Sofia Coppola, USA): 60

Silk (Chao-Pin Su, Taiwan): W/O

The Family Friend (Paolo Sorrentino, Italy/France): 64

Jindabyne (Ray Lawrence, Australia): 56

Thursday 25

Days of Glory (Rachid Bouchareb, France/Morocco/Algeria/Belgium): 48

Lying (M. Blash, USA): W/O

Colossal Youth (Pedro Costa, Portugal/France/Switzerland): 22

Friday 26

The Singer (Xavier Giannoli, France): 44

Changement d'adresse (Emmanuel Mouret, France): W/O

White Palms (Szabolcs Hajdu, Hungary): W/O

Buenos Aires 1977 (Israel Adrián Caetano, Argentina): 50