They've traded more for cigarettes than I've managed to express.
11 May 2009
Get your money's worth.
Heading out to JFK shortly, but just a quick reminder to those of you who so generously contributed to my Cannes fund—and, what the heck, to all you cheapskates as well—that you'll find my daily reports at The Onion's A.V. Club starting Wednesday May 13. See you there. Go Lars!